Privacy Policy
Effective date: August 28, 2026
1. Overview
Short.Singles is a satirical project. This Privacy Policy explains what happens to the information you enter while using the site. Spoiler: almost nothing.
2. Information we collect
If you create a profile, we store your name, age, zip code, height, bio, and optional photo locally in your browser. That's it. No account. No password. No server.
3. How we use your information
We use it to render your profile back to you and to populate the intentionally empty feed with your own details. We do not analyze, sell, or share it.
4. Cookies and analytics
We don't use cookies or tracking scripts. Your visit is entirely yours.
5. Data retention
Your profile lives in your browser's localStorage until you clear it or delete your browser data. You can remove it at any time from your profile page.
6. Children
Short.Singles is not intended for anyone under 18. The app is also not a real dating service.
7. Satire disclaimer
This site is a work of fiction. There is no dating service, no matching algorithm, and no actual user base. Any resemblance to a functioning product is purely coincidental.
8. Contact
For questions about this policy, use the feedback form on the home page. We read every message that comes in.